10 Funny Bad Teacher Movie Quotes

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Cameron Diaz Starrer “Bad Teacher” may have failed to make an impression on the critics but it still has many scenes that will laugh the hell out of you. Cameron Diaz as always was shining and glowing in her character of Elizabeth Halsey and with Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, John Michael Higgins and other supporting cast, this film has many parts which will make you laugh non-stop. Well this film has also done very well in the box-office grossing more than $91 million against the profit of $20 million which means that rather than gaining something on Rotten Tomatoes, this film has achieved other things like the audience approval and of course the box-office gross. So why not check out ten best quotes in the movie Bad Teacher that will make you laugh insanely.

1. Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack

2. Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey: I’m not wearing any.

3. Principal Wally Snur: I have received a call from Mark’s dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase’s dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni’s dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

4. Lynn: Are you excited for tomorrow?
Elizabeth: Is tomorrow Saturday?
Lynn: No, it’s the first day of school.
Elizabeth: Yeah, I’m not going to go to that.
Lynn: But it’s mandatory.
Elizabeth: Ooooohhh! I don’t give a f**k.

5. Elizabeth: (to girl) Stop dressing like you’re running for Congress.

6. Russell Gettis: Hey do want to go out some time?
Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
Russell Gettis: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Then fuck off.

7. Elizabeth: If I got a new pair of boobs, he’d be all over me. But they’re really expensive you know.
Lynn: Yeah …you gotta get two of them

8. Lynn: I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles
Elizabeth: I want to sit on his face.

9. Scott: I don’t know how to say this, I’m kinda nervous. I’m crushing on someone.
Elizabeth: I think you’re pretty great too.
Scott: Thanks. It’s Amy.
Elizabeth: I don’t think that you’re Amy’s type.
Scott: Really.
Elizabeth: She hates cock.
Scott: Oh.

10. Russell: You’re out of your mind. There is no way Lebron will ever beat Jordon. Nobody will ever been Jordan, okay?
Shawn: Lebron’s a better rebounder and passer.
Russell: Will you let me finish? Can you let me finish? Call me when Lebron has 6 championships.
Shawn: Is that your only arguement?
Russell: That’s the ONLY argument I need, Shawn!