Talk like a Pirate Day is a yearly parody of the way pirates talked. The linguistics has always been thought to be quite funny, and it has certainly perked the attention of so many people across the global arena. The annual event does not revere the acts of piracy, but rather mocks the way pirates speak and talk. From Australia to Canada, and in Europe, as well, the words and terms of pirates are now the subject of fun and entertainment. Jokes on pirates seem to be the most popular on this day, and here are some of the ten funniest Talk like a Pirate Day Jokes.

 

 

 

 

10.  Using Arrr

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“Did you hear about the top three jokes? Arrr… What kinds o’ socks a pirate wears? Arrr…..Arggyle…  Arrr seems to be a favorite for many pirates and the best jokes always end or start with it”.

 

 

9.  A pirate movie

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“The new pirate movies great!!, is it PG rated? Well, its rated Arrrrgh!!!”

 

 

8.  Tax Relief for the pirates

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“What is the name of the tax office for pirates? It’s the AYE!  ARRR! S!”

 

 

7.  Drivin’ your nuts

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“A pirate walks insider a bar, and most notice that he has this ships wheel attached t the front of his trousers. A barman asks him, “what’s the wheel of the ship for”, and the pirate replies “Well, I ain’t sure about it, but it sure as hell as drivin’ me nuts”

 

6.  Walkin’ the plank

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“How long is the pirates plank usually? Aye! Me Boy! It’s only a yarrrd!”

 

 

5. Buccaneers! Where are you?

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“On a Halloween night, a little boy is out for trick or treats all by his lonesome. Dressed as a pirate, he passes by one house where a friendly question was asked, “Where’s your buccaneers, young lad”, and he simply responds, “found on both sides of me ‘buccan’ head!”

 

4.  The Prostitute 

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“A pirate was walking along the dock, he wants to call a prostitute, what does he call here? A Hook arrrrrrrr!!!!!

 

 

3. Shit on my pants

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“On a battle at sea with a pirate ship, the Naval Captain asks for his red shirt. After winning it, he was asked, “Sir, what was the red shirt for”, he answered“, it was to give you guys courage in case I was injured and you would not see my blood”. Gratified, the soldiers admired him. On the next day, ten pirate ships attacked, the Captain yelled, “Give me my brown pants!”

 

 

2. The Grading System

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“Why kinds of grades would pirates get at school? Well, what else!! High Seas!!”

 

 

1.  Hook me Eye

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“A pirate sits on the bar, and a guy gets so intrigued he asked him several questions“. What happened to your leg, sir?” asked the man, the pirate replies, “Well, matey, I lost it to a shark”. The man beside the pirate then asks again “How about that hook on the hook on your arm”. Again, the pirate replied “Oh yes sirree!!  Those naval armies certainly had me goin’”. Then he asks, “The eye patch? Was it also part of the naval battle?” “Damn that seagull”“, A bird took out your eye!??” “Arrr!!! He pooped and shit in my eye, and it was me first time with me hook!”