Are you tired of handing your loved one a normal Valentine’s day card? Maybe you need some new ideas that might make them laugh or see things differently. We all know that Valentine’s day can be a romantic holiday but sometimes laughter is what you need first in order to bring in that romance afterwards. Life is such a great gift such as love is a great gift. When you’re with an amazing person who is in love with you then think about how they might feel when you give them the card. If you’re just trying to get their attention think about how they might react to it.
Check out these 10 Top Funny Weird Valentine’s Day Card Ideas
10. I’d love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died
I can’t help but start singing American Pie for some reason when I read this card below. Maybe it’s just due to the fact that it has the words “everyone died” in it. What do you think? I am not exactly sure how I would feel if someone gave me this card.
9. Nick Cage Tell me I’m your National Treasure
Sorry, but you’re not my national treasure…someone else might be tho. I’m bringing sexy back and I know it! Just look at those eyes and that sexy butt and tell me just why exactly aren’t you my national treasure? Wait, on second thought you don’t have to tell me if I am not your national treasure.
8. Did you just fart bc yr blowin me away
Well, there’s always a whoopee cushion that you can also give with this card or sit on right beforehand. This is a wonderful card to give someone that has a great sense of humor. If they don’t then I suggest you skip this one.
7. Be Mine for Like 2 Weeks
Cause I don’t think you’ll last longer for two weeks but at least you’ll be able to say you got some of it. Who knows. You could be one of those lucky people and end up lasting for two weeks. Maybe they are the true celebrity in your eyes.
6. U can touch my tinky winky
& I will never look at teletubbies in the same way again. I think you’re lying if you say that you will look at them the same after seeing this one. Be careful on who you might give this card too and make sure it’s someone that you really love and can touch your tinky winky.
5. is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
Aren’t you feeling the connection? If not then maybe it’s time for a new router. After you get the new router hooked up then you’ve got to be feeling the connection. If not, then I’ll ask for your name again because I am sure that it is wifi. If they still aren’t feeling the connection then maybe it’s time find someone else who could be your real wifi.
4.i’d mount and dew you
This really makes me want a Mtn Dew ..enough said.
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3. Yoda one for me
I love Star Wars and I think that this is the perfect one for any Star Wars fan. Even if they aren’t a Star Wars fan then go for it. You might just win them over and hook them up to not only you but could turn them into a Star Wars fan at the same time.
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2. Don’t go bacon my heart
This is a great Valentine’s day card for the bacon lovers. However, I also start thinking of the song “Don’t go breaking my heart, I just don’t think you’ll understand.” Oh, the things that bacon will do to you that only bacon lovers understand.
1. You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
Let’s face it…we both know you’ll be singing this song all day now but you’ll be singing it with a different meaning now that only you and I will understand. This might be the new theme song between you and your lover. Maybe watch Mary Poppins before you give this one if you haven’t seen it in awhile.
Conclusion
Your Valentine’s day card really could be the thing that makes it or breaks it. There are lots of funny ones and weird ones. If your love doesn’t have a sense of humor you might want to skip the rude ones unless if you’re trying to on purpose break up. There are lots of ways in which you can actually celebrate Valentine’s day after giving your loved one the card. This is why the card is just so important. You really want to think about it before you decide to give your partner a card. On Valentine’s day you might want to take your loved one out on a date, dance together, watch romantic videos and do many other things together. Along with your card you might also consider buying them a gift such as chocolate or flowers. This can also really help with getting them in the mood for whatever evening you have planned for them. Feel free to print out any of these free Weird Valentines Day cards online here and let us know how it works out for you after you give it to them.